Random Nobility with Amnesia

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dduane
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"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

  1. his wife hasn't been kidnapped
  2. their marriage is not healthy or functional
  3. this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down
  4. his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

penumbriel

call it Taken… To Court

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#Taken 2: Court

chadmojito
2k2002

In the club

vacuously-true

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

majestickoral

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.